So Did Singapore Turn Gay After Adam Lambert Sang There??

Below is a great way to start the new year off. It’s a wonderfully humorous take on all the controversy that began after it was announced that Adam Lambert would be headlining the Celebrate 2016 New Year’s Eve show in Singapore.

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It originally appeared in newnation – 50% real news on the morning after the show. I have nothing to add but my loud giggles!!

Love ya!

~ Carol ~

Entire S’pore turned gay after watching Adam Lambert perform on Celebrate 2016 countdown show

They should have heeded the warning of highly religious Singaporeans.

The entire nation of Singapore turned gay on Dec. 31, 2015, mere minutes before the arrival of the new 2016 year.

This after Singaporeans from all walks of life watched renowned American gay singer Adam Lambert perform live for the Celebrate 2016 countdown show, which was broadcast on national television.

As a result of witnessing the event, all Singaporeans have become gay immediately.

One Singaporean, Tong Xing Lian, said he was half-expecting this to happen, but wasn’t sure if it would really come to pass: “I should have heeded the warning of highly religious Singaporeans when they warned about the effects of watching Adam Lambert perform in public.”

“Now I am completely, utterly gay, there is simply no turning back to my straight ways, having been convinced the gay way is the only way.”

Singaporeans who witnessed the transformation of their own sexual orientation attributed the changes to Adam Lambert’s dress sense and dance moves.

One other local, Wei Tua, said: “Adam Lambert was at his most provocative this evening. He was decked out in a top that was as large as a bedsheet, baggy pants and slippers.”

“These are the hallmarks of a provocative liberal gay agitator. This was exactly what the highly religious Singaporeans warned us about.”

“We have no choice but to live with our gay identity as a nation from now on.”

About Carol

I started writing on this site back in May 2009, not knowing what I was in for or where it would take me. I had no idea of the joy and personal satisfaction I'd find here. I never dreamed that I'd get to meet Adam, but that dream came true! The bonus of becoming such great friends with Lila and the other fans is what keeps me going. Music gets me though every day. In addition to Adam, I love Muse, Linkin Park, 80s and finding newer bands and supporting them by attending everything that's within 350 miles. With Adam, the boundaries are farther! Thanks for joining us on this ride! :)

Comments

  1. If everyone who was at Adam Lamberts concert in Singapore turns gay because they were there, than they are leaving the concert a better person full of love, kindness, and listened to an angelic voice.

  2. When are people going to stop with the sexual orientation and just enjoy a remarkable talent . Gay or straight , the best voice ever !!!

  3. glamity58 says:

    I agree. But I got a kick out of the joke they made about turning people gay, like that could happen.

  4. Lila Hayes Zubik says:

    I saw some of these tweets/articles and it’s hilarious! It just shows how ridiculous the protesting is.