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This article is from the TheDailyRake.com’s Editorial. Comment below the article.

Sorry, but I thought the ending was HILLARIOUS:

 

Editorial: Adam Lambert confuses my basic instincts

AKRON, OH - If you are a heterosexual male and haven’t seen Adam Lambert’s insane mastery of song and dance on American Idol, then you’ve never really had your natural inclinations towards women put to the test.  Consider this a warning.  Mr. Lambert will groove his way into the deepest, darkest recesses of your being until you look down and are surprised to see that you still have a penis.  How exactly does he operate?  Nobody knows yet.  All I know is that 15 minutes ago I was totally imagining an adult encounter with Lil Rounds and now there is ambiguity in the situation.  So now I’m left trying to pick up the pieces of my manhood and figure out what just happened.

Thinking back, I remember that Mr. Lambert did not strike me any differently than, say, Rob Thomas, i.e., a man I can objectively call attractive but who doesn’t move me as much as his model wife.  But then came the fabulousness of Adam Lambert:  the perfectly asymmetric, jet black, sculpted hair, the form-fitting pants, the stage makeup, the soft, wispy voice suddenly changing in tone and decibels, the exact and sudden movements of his various limbs, and, most of all, the passion.  I find myself sucked into his sick little world and I’m angrier than hell.  I’m angry because I was just touched by Adam Lambert and I don’t know what this means.  Will you someday be able to Google a photo of me on the receiving end of a Lambert stage grind?  I would like to say “no” but that would be a bald-faced lie.

So, where do I go from here?  I could simply stop watching Idol but that would be running away from the problem.  I want to know what buttons he is pushing in me that makes me want to lose weight, buy new clothes, and have really great hygiene.  I don’t want him off the show; I actually need to watch more.  For this critical introspection of self to take place I need him to continue in the competition.  So, please, for the sake of my journey of self-exploration keep voting for Mr. Lambert.  My ministry depends on it.”

Fr. Fred Stevens

First Grace United Church of Christ

Source: http://thedailyrake.com/?s=adam+lambert

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While Adam might have a preference for men, there are a lot of rumors here in Hollywood that he also likes girls. The picture below kissing two girls was taken after a gig at the Cat Club. Nothing is official yet and won’t be for a while, but there is continous talk here of previous girlfriends.

We all have our personal opinions and beliefs about how being gay/bi is affecting Adam’s lead on this competition. Feel free to express your own on the comments below but don’t be insulting to others who do not share your belief/opinion. You comment will be deleted if you are in any way disrespectful/insulting.

Part of the reason why this post is in the first page is because I want to stop people from talking about Adam being gay/bi all over this site and narrow it to this one post. Note, this is not trying to ‘judge’ Adam in any way but the reality is that there are lots of fans who want to know or discuss his sexual orientation. Again, since his music and talent is our first priority, this will be the only post were we will talk about this.

Please do not discuss this subject anywhere else.

“I’m going to go out on a limb here and say that Adam isn’t gay, straight, or bi… I think he just is and believes love comes in all forms, gender doesn’t matter.” - DarkShadowsAbove

I’ve received many e-mails asking me what was my opinion about Adam being gay and how that affected the competition. I feel like I’m starting to sound like a broken record so here is my personal view on being gay/bi and how is this affecting Adam (I’m a straight male by the way). I use to think being gay was a psychological disorder that needed to be treated. In time and after years of researching on the subject I feel I have come to understand it. All of us are borned with a percentage of male and female traits. This is both embedded in our brains and our hormones. It has a lot to do with genetics but mostly with the multiple random possiblities that create who we are. Some of us are more masculine than others while some of us are more femenine regardless of your gender. I’m not going to keep going about how I believe we all evolve as a society, how extreme cases can be beneficial and how if Adam wasn’t bi/gay, Adam would not be Adam. In other words, I believe there is nothing wrong about being gay/bi.

Now, how is this affecting Adam?

There are many people that will not vote for Adam because he is gay/bi, mainly because that is against their religion or their beliefs. For those reasons we have to triple our efforts in voting for him to make up the deficit.

At least we can officially agree on one thing… Adam loves kissing people!