Eber Lambert Tweets With Cutting Wit and Family Pride!

Adam Lambert’s dad, Eber Lambert has a brilliant mind for comedy and telling it like it is. There’s no doubt where the brothers get their sense of humor from. If you follow him on Twitter, you’ll be rolling from many of his tweets (and educated by the rest). Just catch the latest, obviously speaking to the Kansas City protesters last week.
eber milestougeaux
No, God hates figs. And most seafood as I recall. 10:18 AM Jul 16th via web
For those that doubt… http://www.flickr.com/photos/froboy/3343598218/sizes/l/in/set-72157614979271411/ 4:28 PM Jul 16th

Check this hilarious comment about Neil’s two-dimensional presence at a Denver signing. Did you all know that Neil is working as a production assistant (read gofer!) on Adam’s tour this summer? What a great brother to employ him. Now, where do the rest of us get in line?

@ravengirl57 http://twitpic.com/26ecwu – Tour merch folks are cutting edge: I’m sure the lifesize Neil mannequins will be a big seller about 21 hours ago (yesterday)

Just doing our best to give you some alternative pieces of Adam-tainment! Hope you enjoy!!

~ Carol ~

About Carol

I started writing on this site back in May 2009, not knowing what I was in for or where it would take me. I had no idea of the joy and personal satisfaction I'd find here. I never dreamed that I'd get to meet Adam, but that dream came true! The bonus of becoming such great friends with Lila and the other fans is what keeps me going. Music gets me though every day. In addition to Adam, I love Muse, Linkin Park, 80s and finding newer bands and supporting them by attending everything that's within 350 miles. With Adam, the boundaries are farther! Thanks for joining us on this ride! :)


  1. beaglewoman #611 says:

    Having read Neil’s blog in the past I am hoping that Neil is taking notes and will publish ‘chronicles’ of life on the Glam Nation tour. It would be an hysterical read I’m sure given Neil’s dry wit and observation skills.

    It would be really great if there were documentary made of this Glam Nation tour wouldn’t it?

    • Neal has made fun of Adam’s fans in the past. He could be really mean spirited….he thinks it’s funny.

      • I can’t imagine what it must be like to live in Adam’s shadow. Neil probably has had to deal with a lot over the years, but I think it’s all in fun (at least lately). Neil is quite a smart cookie and has an amazing literary gift . No matter what Neil decides to put out, I’m certain it will be brilliant.

        • LolaGlamb says:

          “I can’t imagine what it must be like to live in Adam’s shadow.”

          (See picture Above)

    • I went to an Adam Lambert concert, In Boise Idaho on July 19th. I was Disapointed, He dident do a good preformance like i thought he would, He dident stay after show to sign shirts or even take pics with fans!! I payed $150.00 to see Adam cause I thought he was a good person and had respect for his fans but I guess thats only when news reporters are around. Fans even sang his songs to try to get Adam to respond and come out but Nope he dident even come out for a second to say thanks!! VERY DISAPOINTED!!

      • please do give him another try–I know he is a good guy and not the way you perceived him to be. Something must have happened that was unusual if he didn’t respond to his fans.

    • They were filming something for E! at the San Diego GNT. There was a post on the door about it but I didn’t read all of it. Should have something on E! sometime soon.

  2. It’s great to hear something about his family (parents, brother), so thank you for posting this. Adam has two wonderfully supportive, funny and kind parents. I remember at Fantasy Springs (Indio) when they walked in, and everyone applauded. We’re so grateful to them for creating this amazing man. He had a good upbringing, and turned out to be such an honest, thoughtful and kind person. Funny how his brother Neil’s blog is NegativeNeil and Adam is such a Positive person. Brothers can be complete opposites which might be the case. Adam certainly surrounds himself with people he loves including family and friends. Is Adam autographing that girls shirt? That’s pretty smart of her!

  3. witchyangel says:

    Neil isn’t exactly the best role model. I think it’s cool that Adam is positive enough and maybe obligated enough to support his bro on this tour. But personally I’m not interested in him.

    • Samantha Rosalie Cannon says:

      Your opinion on Neil reminds me of my friend, she hates him and calls him Nelly :]

  4. Miss Molly says:

    Neil is a brilliantly funny and educated satirist. It’s hard to believe he is younger than Adam considering the breadth of his knowledge and wit regarding today’s issues. I love reading his blogs. They are hysterical. Sadly, he had to sign a confidentiality contract with regards to Adam’s tour so there has been nothing written. I guess he was asked to do this, along with all other staff, after he announced on his blog that he would be posting stories from the tour. That’s too bad. Me and many other NegativeNeil fans were anticipating some hilarious stories from him. Maybe when the tour is over and the dust has settled he’ll treat us to a few tidbits.

    • Golly Miss Molly I agree w/you 100%. Neil is brillant!!! I can see him with his own show in a few years–will make a great political pundit. Thanks for the heads up on the Confidentiality Clause, figured as much. His wit would have gotten the better of him, and probably in lots of trouble. Got to be tons to write about on this tour? Perhaps He will write a book sometime in the future–certainlty has the talent. I love his blogs also, wish they were kept more updated. In the meantime, I haven’t read anything he has written that actually is mean to Adam–as you say he is a satirist and that’s what they do!!! Besides, who knows you better than you’re little brother.

  5. God is Love
    God in your mind is
    Love in your mind
    Love is the win mode. 🙂

    • I’m a Christian and I love gay people…i don’t believe God hates them…the Bible says ZGod is love. it also says Love does not hate…..I believe they are on this earth for us to love, not condemn. there is plenty of room at God’s table for everyone who believes in Him. i wish people would stop using God as an excuse to hate people.

      • Nowhere in the gospels does Jesus talk about sexuality. The last thing he ever said was “love one another”. I think these so-called Christians need to read the gospels again. If they ever did in the first place. Adam has a beautiful message that is closer to what Jesus taught than any of the hate mongers that hold a sign up about our gay citizens. By the way, I am a straight, christian, 61 year old women.

      • DellaD Glamb #39 says:

        AMEN, Ellen, AMEN!! I agree 100%. Your last sentence puts everything into perfect perspective.

      • PERFECT ELLEN!!!!!!!! You said what is the truth in the Bible. There’s love for each and everyone of us!!!!!! Adam is loved by so many and I’m proud to be one of his many, many, many FANS. GLAMB #640 AdamsLady Forever

  6. Betts McCalla says:

    Love reading the boards and keeping up on everybody but am confused by the meaning of term “DH”. Please enlighten me.

  7. demetrie says:

    OMG that’s a hilarious picture of Neil. And I love the comment about the mannequins. LOL Priceless. Can he be more negative? He doesn’t look like he’s getting much done nor having a good time doing it. I wonder if Neil became negative to offset Adam’s constant positive nature? Maybe it’s how he’s always defended himself against Adam’s glow? Hmmm…

  8. I’ve read Neil’s blog and laughed so hard when he described his problem with condoms one night hoping to score. Neil, you must write…you’re too talented to waste it on a blog. How about a book about growing up in your family. You’d sell millions. Love you, Sandy

    • or a book about politics, he has amazing political insight. I would read him and i would vote for him one day, if i live that long.

    • DellaD Glamb #39 says:

      Sandy, I think I was laughing under my breath for a couple days after reading that entry. He is a hilarious writer!!! I love to write and I enjoy someone who writes so well that you instantly FEEL what they are talking about. He’s great!!

  9. patricia Pearce says:

    Adam tried to put in a good work to Jay Leno about his brother’s writing skills. I think he was going to ask: ‘If you ever need a writer—?” but they got into laughing about something else. Satirical wit isn’t everyone’s cup of tea, but it takes a brilliant mind to be successful. I wish I could learn how to follow twitters and blogs. Just delighted I can e-mail !

  10. Ha ha ha! Loved the “God Hates Figs.” I don’t like them either. I also have an abhorrance to snakes and that’s what these protesters are. Ya think they don’t know God or Jesus, for that matter?? They are so mired in their hatred, they couldn’t get to where Adam is, today. Why? It’s too steep a climb for them. I don’t mean where Adam is professionally, but as a person.
    God love those parents of his, who taught and love their sons so well.

    As for Neil, if he is satirical, it could be construed as being mean, but I don’t think he is. He is also more political than Adam. The young man is no dummy, no pun intended. It will be a learning experience for him. I wonder if he still wears the tee shirt, which states that Adam Lambert owes me $25.00. It’s a shame that he was caught looking like that. I’ve seen pics of Adam, where he didn’t look so hot, either. You can’t look great all the time and, somebody is always going to take a candid shot, when he is unaware.
    I wish the brothers well and may they always maintain that strong bond. No matter who writes what about them.

  11. Tori Pearce says:

    I got Neil’s autograph in KC, he’s really sweet just like Adam!

    • Tori, I got his autograph, too. At the Royal Oak, MI show on June 18. I didn’t have a pen, so he used my black Maybelline eye crayon. Was writing his name in some kind of strange way that was kind of cool. But he made a mistake and couldn’t make the L, so he said “I guess I’m just NEI.”

  12. I am with you Eriskay, good luck and bless them both are very talented in different ways.

  13. Mistyluv7 says:

    I think Neil is exhausted just like the rest of them…..look at the schedule they have kept. It’s not easy being on the road night after night. I know they get a day off here and there but, that day is too short I’m sure. Adam promised the Fans he wouldn’t let them down and he hasn’t. I don’t think the Fans have let him down either.

  14. peachie says:

    i am from hong kong and starworld channel is having a rerun of AI season 8.i am watching the episodes from monday to friday.i shout loud when i see adam on screen because i havent seen his audition last year. the first time i saw him was when he sang satisfaction. his talent and looks really stand out in those bunch of kids

    • We are still watching Reruns of Seasons 5 and those before that. I would guess it will be awhile (couple of years) before they show Season 8 in US. You’re one lucky girl. A1 knows when they have a good thing going. They will certainly utilize Season 8 to their advantage, as they know Adam’s fans are clamoring for it!!!

      • What’s up with the AI reruns. I’m tired of watching Season 5.

      • they are supposed to be showing AI season 9 i dont know why its season 8. i know adam has lots of fans here but his cd has not yet reached here we check amazon. does he need to come and promote the album personally/ the hosts had good things to say about adam. they said he is the whole package and is ready made.tonight they will be singing onstage for top 36. waiting for adam to really scream out loud…………………..

        • Hi Peachie Welcome to this site you will not believe how amazing Adam is. Enjoy this site it is great with lots of wonderful people and so much information on out beautiful boy!!!

  15. Jan Vic says:

    Does anyone know if the new series on TV “S**t My Dad Says” is based on Adam’s grandfather? I remember seeing a section on his dad’s Facebook several months ago, but I didn’t keep up with it and have since lost the new name that it’s under. Can anyone enlighten me on both the new TV series and Eber Lambert’s new Facebook account?

    The section on Adam’s grandfather was so hilarious — I remember sharing it with my son!

    Many thanks!

  16. Neil is an immature jerk. At least that’s my impressions from what he’s written. He may be a nice guy at heart, but all we can do is judge by what we see, read and hear. He needs to grow up a little.

    • DellaD Glamb #39 says:

      It’s satire, Carly!!! It’s not for everyone, for sure, but for those of us who enjoy it, he’s brilliant at it!!

  17. Vcky Fonseca says:

    Neil is a smart cookie and just a tad dry………………..a regular smarty pants!!! But funny if you get him. He would be fun to banter with but I have been unsuccessful in getting him to “bite” when amiably challenging one of his tweets. 🙁 Not sure if I need more wit or youthful beauty (or both – or neither), but I am sure I would enjoy exchanging some random perspective! LOL