Adam Lambert’s Dictionary

Adafect: The ultimate level of perfection, which can only be achieved by Adam Lambert. As close to godlike as any mortal can get. Uses: Adam Lambert is so adafect!

Adam and the Also-Rans: “American Idol” season eight and the “American Idol” tour.

Adamafied: To be under Adam’s spell.

Adamaholics: Those who are addicted to Adam.

Adamaniacs: Millions of crazed Adam fans who just can’t get enough of his amazing voice and overall sexy style.

Adamatoepoeia: Any onomatopoeia used when watching/ listening to/ reading about Adam — i.e. groaning because you can never be that sexy (argh), squealing when you see him (squee), etc.

Adamdose: An overdose on Adam. Often brought on by too many viewings of the photo thread.

Adamflies/Adamaches: The feeling of nervousness and excitement we get on Tuesdays and Wednesdays knowing that a new Adam performance/outfit/viewing is only hours away!!

Adamlaphic Shock: What happens when one goes too long without seeing Adam pictures and hearing Adam’s music.

Adamnator: Kind of like the Terminator, but used in the context of Adam on “American Idol,” when he’s leaving the other contestants quaking in their boots from his awesome talent.

Adam’s Eve: Official new name for Monday. (Meaning the day before Tuesday when we can see Adam perform again!)

Adomized: What happens to a song when Adam injects his magic and changes the atoms of the song.

Baby Glambert: A Glambert age 14 or younger.

Dark Lord Screamanova: The name Danny Gokey fans gave to Adam. The Glamberts are called the Loyal Minions of the Dark Lord Screamanova.

Fanadamsizing: Fantasizing about Adam.

Fanbert: Male fan of Adam Lambert. Also see: Manbert.

Glambacile: Those who aren’t familiar with the Glambert dictionary.

Glambertize: As in fixing oneself up so that you look a fraction as good as Adam. Example: Girl please go glambertize yourself, ’cause you’re looking a hot mess right now.

Glambilly: Redneck Adam fan and proud of it.

Glamdiggers: A style of pants with lace up sides usually worn in warm weather. They are designed to end mid-calf or just below the calf. More recently, the length of the pants has been shortened to just below the knee in some designs usually made with leather or Egyptian cotton.

Lambercrastination: Procrastinating on doing things non-Adam-related.

Lamberlove: That unexplainable feeling of intoxication and addiction we have for Adam.

Lamberman: A man who loves Adam, like Randy Jackson. Also see: LamberMancrush.

Lambertize: Adam makes every song his own — the song has been Lambertized.

Lambots: What we become when we are mesmerized by his awesomeness.

Lambucks: The coffee you drink in the morning thinking about Adam.

SHDDG: Smokin’ Hot Drop Dead Gorgeous, a.k.a. Adam’s inner and outer beauty.

WWAD: What Would Adam Do? Use this when you are about to post/ say something not so nice. Rethink it and ask yourself, “What would Adam do?”

Originally posted by callmelittlemisslambert at myidol.americanidol.com

Alternate Source: http://www.mtv.com/news/articles/1610073/20090427/story.jhtml

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Comments

  1. ADAMGASM – the incomparable intense pleasure one feels at the sight and/or sound and/or thought of adam.

  2. Hi! Okay so I was the one that originated this thread (I had the idea, blah blah blah…) and I don’t wanna be pushy but could you guys just write something at the top or bottom, whatever that says “Originally posted by callmelittlemisslambert at myidol.americanidol.com”? Thanks so much.

  3. my fav is “Adam and the also-rans” because it is sooo true that nobody is going to really remember any other contestants in all the other seasons unless they hit super-stardom like adam will.
    in fact, i cant remember anyone but adam and kelly.

  4. I can’t believe that Adamatized isn’t on here! (Definition should be self explanatory)

  5. This dictionary is too cool, good imagination! Funny!

  6. yeah, i’m so Adamatized! LoL

  7. I ? Adam. HE totally will make it to “Kelly Clarkson” fame. Or more. Let’s root for the latter.

  8. Scaramouche says:

    I really like the “What Would Adam Do”. The fans really do need to lay off the “omg kris sux adam shud haf one!!1111”. Just as an artist represents their fans, the artist is represented by the fans; Adam is a kind, thoughtful, and polite man, and I doubt he appreciates the viciousness perpetrated on forums in his name.

  9. Adamgasm: The peak of one’s sexual excitation caused by anything that invoves Adam Lambert and his ultra sexiness.

  10. missmcglambert1982 says:

    Hiya – I have another one:
    ADAMNESIA – he makes you forget all other singers before him…

  11. Obsessed_glambrt says:

    Hey guys I want to add a new word to the Adam Lambert Dictionary that I came up with….I want to
    add the “glamtastic.” It’s basically glam and fantastic combined…the definition…a glamified adjective combining both “glam” and “fantastic” together….Ex: Q: How are you? A: glamtastic