Adam Lambert for the Straight Male

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Sorry, but I thought the ending was HILLARIOUS:

 

Editorial: Adam Lambert confuses my basic instincts

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Lambert revealing all five fingers on his right hand

AKRON, OH – If you are a heterosexual male and haven’t seen Adam Lambert’s insane mastery of song and dance on American Idol, then you’ve never really had your natural inclinations towards women put to the test.  Consider this a warning.  Mr. Lambert will groove his way into the deepest, darkest recesses of your being until you look down and are surprised to see that you still have a penis.  How exactly does he operate?  Nobody knows yet.  All I know is that 15 minutes ago I was totally imagining an adult encounter with Lil Rounds and now there is ambiguity in the situation.  So now I’m left trying to pick up the pieces of my manhood and figure out what just happened.

Thinking back, I remember that Mr. Lambert did not strike me any differently than, say, Rob Thomas, i.e., a man I can objectively call attractive but who doesn’t move me as much as his model wife.  But then came the fabulousness of Adam Lambert:  the perfectly asymmetric, jet black, sculpted hair, the form-fitting pants, the stage makeup, the soft, wispy voice suddenly changing in tone and decibels, the exact and sudden movements of his various limbs, and, most of all, the passion.  I find myself sucked into his sick little world and I’m angrier than hell.  I’m angry because I was just touched by Adam Lambert and I don’t know what this means.  Will you someday be able to Google a photo of me on the receiving end of a Lambert stage grind?  I would like to say “no” but that would be a bald-faced lie.

So, where do I go from here?  I could simply stop watching Idol but that would be running away from the problem.  I want to know what buttons he is pushing in me that makes me want to lose weight, buy new clothes, and have really great hygiene.  I don’t want him off the show; I actually need to watch more.  For this critical introspection of self to take place I need him to continue in the competition.  So, please, for the sake of my journey of self-exploration keep voting for Mr. Lambert.  My ministry depends on it.”

Fr. Fred Stevens

First Grace United Church of Christ

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Comments

  1. That’s hilarious!
    The best 🙂

    • 10 thumbs u[ for Adam!!!
      59 year old straight woman here . . . old hippie chic, who grew up with to some of the greatest music/rock bands/rb groups ever.

      Adam’s magnetism, voice, and artistry drew me in from the getgo.

      I wish the entire American Idol show was just Adam. And after Idol is over, an Adam Lambert show will be direly needed. I want a front row seat at one of his concerts.

      What is an ole lady doing post’n about an idol contestant….1st time ever for me. That in itself tells you how polarized I am by his magnet 😉

  2. HAHAhAH! Adam turns men GAY!

    • Mandy – I was thinking the same thing!

      This piece was an interesting read to say the least …. lol. It’s great how Adam has all around appeal and the ability to reach a wide-range audience. That shows staying power. He’ll be around for a long time now that he’s finally received his *big break*. :o)

  3. OMG. I needed an exceptionally good laugh. Adam is definately capable of taking our minds to places we have but dont talk about. I know I can look but not touch, but I am worried about my husband lol.

  4. OMG!! This is hilarious. I LOVE IT. Soooo true. I’m sure this guy isn’t the only one feeling it! Straight men, beware! I’m a happily married conservative christian mother of 2 and I am under an Adam spell that’s out of control!

    • irish1139 says:

      I want to be 27 again. I want to at least spoon with Adam. Lordy, lordy, I just want to touch him. I don’t think I ever wanted to touch an artist before (maybe Paul Newman). I have pictures of Adam all over my computer space and I just sit and look at him. It is like looking at a beautiful painting. I feel like I did when I looked into the faces of my newborn babies, such joy and beauty-almost painful to look at. Where does this come from. What is in my brain that is causing this _____________ (I don’t even know what to call it). Maybe I am getting subliminal messages from somewhere. I can’t explain it. Talk about “bringing sexy back.” Its back.

      • I NOW WHAT YOU MEAN! I DONT KNOW THIS GUY, BUT IM IN LOVE!!!!!!
        HE IS SOOOO SEXY, GAY OR NOT. I LOVE HIS VOICE, HIS STANCE, HIS HAIR
        HIS SMILE, HIS EVERYTHING~! IM 43 YRS OLD AND I SURE WISH I WAS 25 AGAIN,
        I SURE WISH I COULD JUST HANG OUT WITH HIM. AND BE HIS FRIEND!
        TALK ABOUT S E X Y ! NEVER SEEN SOMEONE AS SEXY AS HIM…
        LOVE YOU ADAM! IM UNDER YOUR SPELL ALSO! YOU WILL GO ALONG WAY, AND
        FROM WHAT I HAVE READ AND SEEN, YOU HAVE WORKED VERY HARD FOR IT
        SEE YOU AT YOUR CONCERTS!
        OH, SOMEONE HAS A FACEBOOK ACCT IN YOUR NAME AND YES, I FELL FOR IT
        SORRY, I JUST WISHED SO BAD IT WAS YOURS. HAS YOUR PICS AND EVERYTHING!
        ONLY HIS BIRTHDAY IS JULY 2ND. CALL ME! LMAO!
        DEBORAH IN TULSA OK

    • swtness says:

      Amen to that sister!!

      • Perfect way to describe him. He DID bring sexy back!
        This kid is sexy to the extreme.

  5. rein.. . says:

    uhm..duh?!? his damn hotness is so inevitable that even straight men tend to have doubts with their present sexuality..hahaha..funny..very hilarious Father Stevens…gosh!
    this tempting creature, adam lambert, sure is a warning for EVERYONE!especially for some ministry people here you know…hahaha…sorry father..no offense…it’s just that being “you” is having a better knowledge on sexuality inspite of your religious perspectives…i mean ‘duh?’…hahaha

  6. wow that is a hoot!

  7. This was great!!! When I first saw Adam I admit I didn’t like him much, I thought we didn’t need another Pete Wentz. But, I now admit that I have completely fallen under the spell cast by Adam Lambert on all female and male hearts and minds. I am in an amazing relationship with an amazing guy who I plan to marry, but somehow can’t help from having impure thoughts about Adam. LOL!!! Hope my boyfriend never finds out: )

  8. I definitely wanna have a bromance with this guy. 😛

  9. excruciatingly hilarious!!!!! i’m also a happily married woman and a mother to a 2 year old boy… but adam lambert gives me the HOT unlike anybody else (not even my husband)… adam adam adam… my husband and i are planning to have another baby. if the next one’s a boy, i’m as sure as hell going to name him ADAM!!!!! lol…

  10. The best part about this is that a man of the cloth wrote it. Love it!

  11. I really don’t care whether he likes men, women or both. The guy is smoking hot! All that and talent too ………………………….

  12. Lindsey says:

    haha thats good stuff
    adam has that same kind of effect on me.
    when he starts grinding and shaking his hips on the idol stage, i feel a little light headed haha i dont think i would even watch the show if he wasnt on it. he brings it to a whole new, incredibly sexy, level. the fantasies havent stopped since week one :]

    • IM WITH YA SISTER, I HAVENT BEEN THE SAME SINCE EITHER!
      IF HE WAS VOTED OFF EARY, I WOULD OF STOPPED WATCHING IT
      IN MY MIND , THE ONLY REASON I WATCHED IT THIS YEAR WAS TO
      SEE HIM.. NOW ITS OVER AND I GO TO WEB SITES TO FIND HIM! LMAO!
      IM SPELL BOUND! THANKS ADAM!
      DEBORAH

  13. Marty says says:

    Who cares? There are several other contestants I really like this year but Adam outshines them all every week. All that matters is talent and he has it. He deserves to be America’s Idol just as much as any other contestant and I neve heard anyone complaining when Clay was competing. Leave him alone!

  14. that is hilarious. i’m sure the same thing would happen to me if i were a guy

  15. Georgiagirl says:

    Too funny!! Adam rocks, and is just plain hot. And that VOICE… if that doesn’t get you HOT, then you need to check to see if you have a pulse.. penis or no penis! 🙂

  16. i completly loose control when i see him. i want to take off my shirt and scream his name through his entire concert and i swear when i see him i will do just that.(:

  17. AdAm LaMbErT's #1 FaN says:

    I really like ADAM he’s so HOT! 😀 When I first saw him he was singing Satisfaction just one look and I fell on his spell. I haven’t stopped talking about him ever since and my friends tell me I’m obsessed but I tell them no. Well I don’t really know if I’m obsessed but he’s all I think about. Aaaaaaa! He is so freaking hot! My friend told me I should change my name 2 Adam’s girl! 😉

  18. bobbiejo69 says:

    why is everyone soooooo sure that Adam is gay? has anyone ever asked him? has he ever said he is? maybe you all judge him too quickly. I think he is amazing no matter what his preference is or is not, but maybe until it has been spoken by him, ya all ought not speculate so much.

    • @bobbiejo69: search YouTube for a video of him performing at Upright Cabaret on New Years’ Eve. He comments on kissing a girl and says, “Not that that’s my preference…”

      @Texas: And did you notice the perfect Presley-lip-curl?

      Adam Lambert is sex on legs.

      • ahhh he said something about being gay! that’s great. i bet its just idol telling him he can’t say anything, cuz he has indirectly referenced it so many times.
        i love that man, gay or no i don’t care at all.

  19. Adam is HOT, HOT, HOT……………

  20. Adam is HOT, HOT, HOT…………… He has an unbelievable voice and can’t wait to buy his CD and see him in person! WOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  21. I consider myself as a religious moslem girl (hey i’m wearing headscarf), but after watching adam’s hotness I can’t stop thinking abt him and for the very first time ever in my life I actually like reading and participating in the group cyber sex talk on adam we have in this chat forum.
    I usually get sick and vomit If I read/listen any single filthy corny word. But Adam is the exception. He makes me fantasize all the “impure” things. DAMN, THIS MAN IS SEX.

  22. adams loverrrrrr says:

    oh em bagezersssss im jusy ur average sex crazedd 16 year old but i wanna ripp adams clothes off soo bad and lick him head to toe!!!omggg tht would be soo yummyyyyy!!!!! =p i wanna take off my stelettos and fuck him in the back seatt =D

  23. my thoughts exactly…but the females cannot have him. unfortunately

  24. Texas Jamboree says:

    I can’t believe no one has realized that this young man is the reincarnated Elvis of the Baby Boomer teens! Those blue eyes, mesmerizing movement, handsome beauty hooked up to an incredible voice. His arrangements of older songs are blowing everyone out of their seats! I couldn’t care less what he preferences are, as long as he sings TO ME!

    • Adam = Sex says:

      YES! This beautiful, godly performer is the single sexiest man alive. If he ever did sing to me, I think I might go overboard and bang him then and there. Even reading this article and all these comments makes me want him… BAD. At the sound of his voice or the glimpse of his face, I melt. Forget the fact that I’m fifteen years old; Adam Lambert is too sexy for the law. Plenty of people are wishing they were young again, but I’d take two years from my life just to be able to legally have steaming hot sex with him. Every time I see a picture of him, I imagine the foreplay. His voice gives me the image of the intercourse. 😉
      In his Rolling Stone interview, Adam asks if a song makes one want to dance, sing, or have sex. Dammit, I don’t need a song to give me that feeling: Adam Lambert makes me want sex.
      My only interpretatios are these: that he’s the ultimate test to tempt us (a snake-in-the-apple-tree sort of thing), or that he’s our savior.
      I’ll see you at his concerts, I’m sure–I’ll be the one standing on the crowd’s shoulders and ripping my shirt off for him.

  25. OMG I am glad I am not the only straight woman who finds Adam insanely HOT!!!!! This is totally a first for me…. it is weird. But totally awesome!!!

    I honestly think he must be bi. It would explain so perfectly why his vibes are felt so strongly by both men AND women. I’ve always told myself that I would never consider being with a bisexual guy. And that still holds true for me. Adam, however is the ONE exception!!!!! How crazy is that?!?!

  26. hi! yup your right!

  27. Adams my secret obsession says:

    Ha,now I know he is the hottest most tempting creature to ever walk the earth!!! He turns straight men gay!!

    I know I’m just an obsessive fantard, but Adam is too hot for his own good!!! What I would give to kiss those lips… Aaahhhhh!!! My family thinks I have a problem, but once you see him how can you not!! That man is sex on a stick!! While watching his performances I find my self drooling and getting all bothered and hot. I can’t even count the hours I spent reading about him. God, gay, bi, or straight he is the most tempting man alive. No contest!!!!! I love you Adam!!!!

  28. AdamIsSex says:

    This made me laugh so hard! But Adam can turn a straight man gay with a snap of his fingers!!!

    God, Adam is so freaking hot. How he moves how he sings…. when I see him perform I get all hot even just his voice gets me all hot and excited!! I was walking down the street the other day and a nice looking guy whistled to me but I was like… You’re no Adam sweetie… Now I’m probably always gonna compair my boyfriends to Adam.. I adore Adam!!! HOT HOT HOT HOT
    Everyone who watches him wants a piece of him. ^^

  29. Help me! says:

    I am under the Adam spell too……..and I am a lesbian….yikes!!!! He’s AWESOME!

  30. LambertLove says:

    I honestly cannot think of another human being that sends me into such a frenzy.
    He is Elvis reincarnated, I am convinced.
    If he likes to kiss boys, I am happy just to watch. If he likes to kiss girls, I would die to participate..
    This man is the EPITOME of sex.. He has this slinky sex thing that makes my knees weak..
    He oozes sex appeal, and I think such a blatant appeal even men cannot ignore..
    I will follow this man to the ends of the earth to watch him sing, and dish out countless amounts of dollars to support his talent.

    Yum, yum, yum..

  31. jane FROM VAN NUYS says:

    adam is just one of those one in a million people, with charisma, good looks and a god given talent!!! right up there in the top ranks of celine dion, striesand, freddie mercury.. his sexual preferences will not hinder his career in any way, his talent superceeds any perceived negativity i just saw him at idol in person.. he is a polished and well seasoned professional, he knows
    how to work the camera, he knows what songs work for him, although he could sing the phone book and sound great..
    it’s funny, i am not his biggest fan on the show, but i cannot deny his incredible talent.. he is truly committed to his craft and done his homework to get where he is, he didn’t fall out of space, he has been wowing crowds before idol with his stage performances..check out you tube, he is no novice..he has just been waiting in the wings for his time to step into the spotlight and shine. idol torpedoed him into stardom, no doubt he will win. good for him, it is great to see someone so committed to his passion succeed, but this was adam’s destiny, to be a star and it’s not surprising that a straight man would find himself drawn into his web.. adam’s charisma is like that of all superstars, everyone wants a piece of them, because they are god like with their incredible unique gift, that if we don’t ourselves have, we want to harness it and possess it… if they touch us somehow we might inherit their talent..

  32. Adam is UNISEX ! His magnetism with his voice, his artistry and his looks appeal to every soul on this planet, not to one specific gender. This is why he will rock the whole world..And he already does.. 40 year old mom of 2 from Turkey 🙂

  33. Simply put, the boy’s voice is like having an orgasm. I always wait to see what he’ll do next.

  34. Someone save me. I am under the Adam spell myself and can’t get enough of this creature. You are all right to say he’s simply a walking orgasm. I don’t give a flying f*** what his orientation or preference is, to be honest with you, his appeal remains. He is the only person in the world who can pull off being sexy no matter what he does. His drag videos and kissing pics and songs and interviews – uh just do me already would you??

  35. heheheheheheh OMG U R HILARIOUS U KILLED ME 🙂

    I absolutely know what u talking about he is amazing flawless I swear I am sooooo addicted on him like never ever been before he has the charm of making me wants more and more GOD he is something else I just looooooooooooooooove him deeply 🙂

  36. Oh my gosh, I laughed when I read the last few words, “Fr. Fred Stevens, First Grace United Church of Christ”. Very funny 😀

  37. hahaha!! Glad that I am a girl! =]
    It was HILARIOUS!!

  38. And “tempting creature”(rein..) i liked that..

  39. Binahlinda says:

    I could have written Fay’s comment…………..word for word, same age……………everything!

  40. AdamILOVEYOU says:

    I am so Glad that im not the only one whos thought of doing Adam haha!! It was so funny when i told my Dad that i have a crush on Adam he was Like ” isn’t he Gay” and i was like ” well yeah but he’s sooooooooooooo Gorgeous!!!!!!! ” and my dad was like ” well dosn’t that make you gay” and i was like ” i don’t think it works that way dad” lol i guess My dad was just being an ass that day
    cus all i know is every time i see him on tv and see pictures of him in the internet i freak out and i start screaming which is probably terrifing for both of my parents lol!

  41. I love watching American Idol .I watch it every year but this year, it is way way better with Adam on it… seriously I rewind my TVO and watch him over and over and over I recorded every show and I go back and watch them over and over OMG its seems crazy to me but I cant help it hes so fricken good and when he screams up that high note mmmmmmmmmm I just love it hes Great~!I didn’t want Him to be gay… But oh well I still love him! me and my 15 year old daughter both watch him Its just crazy we both scream at the T.V. and drul he defiantly is sexy and wow I cant wait to see him In PORTLAND OREGON!!

    • Move over Nancy, you are going to have share him with the rest of us in Portland, Or. Can’t wait.

  42. isabella says:

    LOL LOVEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE IT MUCH ADAM’S MY HUSBAND AND HE’S NOT GAY IF HE HAS ME…………………………..JK…JK BUT HE IS MY HUSBAND:) I L.O.V.E YOU ADAM YOUR THE BEST;)!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  43. isabella says:

    JUST F*** ME NOW ADAM AFTER READING THIS A 2ND TIME THIS ARTICAL IS MAKING MAKING
    HORNY I’M SORRY IF I’M SOUNDING NASTY BUT I CAN’T HELP IT;)!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  44. isabella says:

    SORRY FORGET THE ME!!!!!!

  45. ADAM IS THE HOTTEST THING ON IDOL EVER. HE GIVES ME CHILLS EVERYTIME HE SINGS. IVE BEEN IN A RELATIONSHIP 4 8 YRS. ID THINK ID LEAVE 4 HIM

  46. Ditto to about everyone on here. I’m almost 50 (don’t look it though, thankfully). I have never been so crazily obsessed with an entertainer, or anyone for that matter. Everything about Adam is emblazoned into my soul. I work at home, and I’m on this “adam site” so much I can’t even work. Thank God, he is going to be with us for a very long time.

  47. Shannon says:

    I am so happy I am not the only one going crazy here. I am a married mother of three, and this guy has me dreaming about him all the time. He is so sexy and has so much appeal, and I honestly think he gives my husband a “funny feeling” too. I feel like a teenager wanting to look him up on the internet all the time and buy posters of him. What is wrong with me?!? I got kids to raise and dishes to do! He is that capitivating, though.

  48. He’s a jewish gay. What else we need to know.

  49. ahh it feels so good to ses other people as crazy obsessed as i am. i’m so completely in love with adam. i cant help staying up late and reading adam info and watching all of his interviews.

  50. Arizonahiker says:

    I just want to say it is 2143 hours Tuesday night and I have been dialing and redialing an redialing since go. I’m really upset. The phone line is constantly busy or I get a message saying We’re sorry due to problems with the telephone company your call can not go through. Can you try again later. Well noooooooooooo, I can’t. These are important calls. These are my votes. I mean if everyone is having this problem then I smell a rat. If it is only me then that is different. But I’m going to keep dialing the entire 4 hours because I took a day off work tomorrow. Geez man…I’d better start to get thru soon though!

  51. Okay, the effect he has on all of us, he’s either Elvis reincarnated – or he’s the freakin Anti-Christ!

  52. I’m so glad I read all these posts because being a 37 year old christian conservative mom of a 5 yr old, I felt like a bad girl when I first saw and heard Adam. Then I realized I HAD to see him and hear him again. And being a country music fan, when he sang Ring of Fire, I was speechless. I was glued to the TV, and hit rewind it to watch it again and try to figure out what I really thought about it. He is genius. He is the Elvis of our generation, and I hope he cranks out album after album and tours the whole world.

  53. Cara Lynn says:

    LOL. You guys are just weird. But its so much fun to watch this madness, thats for sure!

  54. debolisa says:

    Adam..
    totally amazing
    talented
    an icon
    bring up the ROCK music alive
    somebody that people are going to talk about
    never get bored watching his performances
    nice guy
    HOT (of course)

  55. Jazmine says:

    Adam is potentially of the same caliber as Elvis. Both are one of a kind, and both are inspirational in one way or another. However, there was a spiritual dimension to Elvis that Adam may or may not possess.

  56. Brittany says:

    Okay, here’s what I know about Adam Lambert:

    1. He’s possibly the best singer in the world. We all know he’s a rock god. It’s not fair that he even had to be on american Idol with all those other losers (except Allison). Adam should be rocking out in concerts already.

    2. Adam is most definitely the hottest person ever to grace the American Idol stage, and possibly the world. I am 13 years old, and Adam is always on my mind. The eyeliner and sexy smile are enough to get everyone all hot & bothered. Let me just say that I’m sure as hell not thinking about music when he walks on stage.

    • oh goshh. you just COMPLETELY summed everyhting up. i’m 14 (: and adam is my one true love (; gay, i dont care. i love him!

  57. Its been fun reading about the effect Adam has had on so many. I have been so obsessed with him since I first saw his beautiful face on my television. I am so happy the world needed somene like Adam, he is one in a million. I thought I was weird to be having dreams about a 27 year old guy, I’m a mom, but now I know not only am I not alone, but it is the most normal thin in the worls, how can you not get hot looking at someone that gorgeous and hearing somone that amazingly talented. He is thw whole package.

  58. Yeah I gotta agree I thought right away this guy is gay, it doesn’t change the fact that he is the best overall entertainer on Idol. Even Kris allen knows it, he said it “Adam deserves this”. Hey they both are good looking guys! I think any of the top three could win on vocal ability alone. Maybe Gokey was the best pure singer. He didn’t have the extra stuff that Adam has (really good looks a nice body and ability to move it with confidence). Kris wasn’t the Dancer either, although he is good looking. For me Kris pushed pass because he played multiple instruments and kinda tried to appeal to a broader group.
    Good luck to Adam

  59. Well, here I am obsessing about Adam, looking on the internet for articles or new videos of him. I have things to do I don’t have time for this!!!!! Someone cure me of this madness!! WHY is this man SO captivating and mesmerizing and hypnotic and addictive!!! And it’s not only when he’s performing, but it’s when he’s posing for pictures, when he’s interviewing, when he’s just going about his business…. everything!! Nice to find others who can relate to this syndrome.

  60. Oh and hahahaha to the woman that said she thinks that Adam gives her husband a “funny feeling” haha that’s so funny and I am sure you are right!! 😀

  61. jessica says:

    i’m 22, but i swear i’ve never obsessed over a celebrity or over any guy for that matter. But i can’t stop thinking about adam! Everyone around me thinks that i must gone crazy. I even don’t even care about other guys anymore. It’s like they don’t even exist to me. All i can say is, They are DOOMED from here on out!
    plus, oh yea, I’m a girl, but i would turn myself into a gay man just to have a chance with him!!!

  62. What IS it with this kid, Adam Lambert?
    Okay, I’m agreeing with everyone on this. What IS it about this kid that just takes your mind to all kinds of outrageous places??!!??!?!?
    I’m a 49 year old married, straight mom and grandma…..and oh boy. Not only am I mesmerized by his music, but he’s got my brain going places it’s never gone before! One look at those perfect lips, those smoldering eyes….
    Help! Adam’s the same age as my oldest son for CHRSSAKES!!! I don’t ever think this way! Until now. He’s….well suffice to say that watching him brings up all kinds of imagery….Things involving the ripping of clothing and slamming up against walls. Oh well, it’s fun to live in my head these days….hehehe. Note to self…when with hubby, do NOT scream “Adam”…..do NOT scream “Adam”

  63. Gosh..adam is the GUY i was looking for all the time…….There’s NTH wrong with being gay and i like his honesty towards himself and us ^ ^

    Cant wait for his album to release…i am now like….watching his videos from AIS8 over and over again. I just cant get enough of him….he’s so so so so my type. His voice, style and all the others.

  64. sfgodess says:

    I continue to be obsessed with Adam. Not much more to say – other than I can’t believe everyone sees the same beautiful work of art I do – I haven’t an original thought other than he is a male siren and I must answer his call whenever – wherever.

    Also, told the hubbie if Adam had one bi-curious moment and would have me – I’m out! He said he understood…

  65. Christine says:

    LOL! Kit!! you crack me up! I feel the same way. Wondering what the hell happened to me and my obsession with Adam. It’s sort of taking over my life too!
    I’m a 31 year old happily married woman. and wow I am thrown aback by all this magnetism and lure of Adam. He’s got me thinking of all sorts of things I shouldn’t be thinking about but.. it is so fun! I feel like a teenager again.. Love you Adam..

  66. sunnylady54 says:

    Oh my God, I am too old to feel this way about this kid! Adam has taken me back 30 years. He is absolutely beautiful to look at, has incredible talent, and reminds me of Elvis when he was younger. I found myself getting nervous and sweaty when I was waiting for the results on the show. This guy will light the music world on fire, and will have old ladies like myself screaming and swooning right beside the young kids.. Gay, not gay, I don’t care! Adam, you keep us all young!

  67. A beautiful magician.

  68. peaches says:

    I watched Adam for the first time this year when he sang “Tracks of My Tears”. My brother talked me into watching this guy named Adam….we both love good music. Little did I know I was going to be drawn in like the rest of the people that I’ve read about…..but I was. Now, I can’t get enough, and I’ve backed up and watched everything I’ve missed. What a talent! Adam is the new Legend!

  69. Yup .. obsessed .. .. I have to have an Adam charisma fix every day … now that media week is over i have to go revisit all the videos he better get back on tour fast!

  70. This is so funny. I have been putting my husband through hell, making him admit that he thinks Adam is hot too. I just told my assistant this morning that I need to delete my Adam screensaver. All I want to do is sit and stare. Thank you God for creating such a marvelous creature for all of us to drool over. The world is a better place now that we are all having daydreams of Adam. Wars will stop, crime rates will fall, the economy will take off again…

  71. i am sooo freeeaking obsessed with adam! i think i found the love of my life even though i’m only 14! i cant even explain it! i saw him in concert and i CANT stop thinkiing about him! it makes my stomach hurt because i know i’ll never HAVE him. goshh! he is the best freaking person on the PLANET!

  72. Adam is truly one of the most amazing musical talents and perfomers of our century. He likely has always had this talent; he just has been blessed with being given an opportunity to have HIS TIME. That is just how it is. His “mask” or “costume” (physical appeal or appearance) coupled with an incredible display of naturally being whom he is (and whom many of us want to be or possess physically in our fantasies) personifies that which we crave….being our uninhibited “selves”…whatever and whomever that is. It’s a strange phenomenon. What a gifted and incredible young man, a brave young man, he is. I would be proud to have him as my kid…I know that. WE all need recognize that he is GREATNESS in many ways and allows us to feel that way…GREAT! ALIVE! WONDERFUL! Enjoy it! Such joy he brings out in us. We all love what you have brought to us, dear, sweet boy. Thank you and keep it up…but first take care of your health and your SELF! xoxoxoxoxo

  73. omg adam is soo hot really hot why is he gay its gay lol

    but omg omg when i heard he was gay i nearly cried

    even if he was gay i would still make out with him lol

  74. Well, by now we ALL know that, even though Idol (with the help of their cheating sponsors, AT&T) got it wrong…American and the WORLD still gets it right! When Simon Cowell (on a recent Jay Leno show appearance) referred to Adam by name and said “Adam should have won, based on TALENT” and referred to the winner as “the other guy”…and when Adam headlines his own North American and European Tour as well as going this fall to Japan, Singapore, etc, and when the “other guy” can’t sell 500 seats and many older, successful, established acts are having to cancel shows and so forth, and Adam has to ADD shows, because they are sold out, etc…When all this is happening, I think reasonable people would have to agree…..Adam is a force of nature, a force to be reckoned!
    My hubby and I have met him in person and close up once and his personality is magnified in person! As is his beauty, physically and spiritually. We also saw him live, last Feb. at Fantasy Springs in Indio, CA and will be seeing him again in San Fran on the 23rd of July (Glam Nation Tour, 2010) and again on the 28th, in Costa Mesa, CA.
    Smart, creative, sexy, beautiful, yes, all of that, but most important, MEGA-TALENTED! Thanks for an awesome article! 🙂

  75. omg adam adam adam adam i cant just stop thinking about him what he is doing now ? and blah blah blah ….so many questions ….i wish i would get to see his concert dat is a dream 4 me its easy for the ppl living over der in america or the famous countries but 4 me its not cause i havent even seen a american band in real ever…..adam has never been to our country..earlier when i didnt know adam nicely dats y i didnt think abt him so much i used to think abt my bf most of the time but now dat i know him well…i think about him each breath i take…each moment i live…each song i sing…its adam adam adam all over my mind ….but i like joe jonas…too he is really cute